I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
birth control should be required to get into college
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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