I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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