Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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