Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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