How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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