I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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