The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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