I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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