Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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