Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
The air taste purple.
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