I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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