its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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