Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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