If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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