I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is wine microwaveable?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
