so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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