Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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