Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He kissed a someone with a penis
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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