We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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