i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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