Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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