so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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