Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize