: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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