It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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