Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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