oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I see more hoeing in ur future
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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