I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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