What a fucking waste of an outfit
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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