His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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