He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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