So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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