I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
