what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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