Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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