So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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