it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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