I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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