Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I need moral support for this bender
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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