i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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