dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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