There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize