I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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