Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
No idea. I blame fireball.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before