took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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