Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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