We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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