doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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