at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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