how can u be prego again
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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