So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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