does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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