Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Randomize
