He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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