I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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