wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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